Admittedly, I changed the lyrics a bit but can you blame me?
It’s my dearest mother I’m talking about, incase you hadn’t guessed.
She’s told my dad this morning that she would visit her friend, she’d be back tomorrow. Friend being her partner in crime, her naked pictures buddy yuck!!!
Problem is, she only set off at 16:30 hrs for a 400 km journey, all tarted up with mega make-up, jewlery, high heels … Get the picture?!
Now what are the chances of her taking a detour via some hotel bed?!
She makes me sick, what a bitch.
Dad went to a neighbours 70th birthday at the weekend, needless to say you couldn’t face seing my brother there, him being a neighbour, too, living in the same house than you.
Everyone looked at my dad funny, with pity?
is he alowed out,alone? they asked?
What the fuck did you tell them, that he’s daft,senile and incapable of anything? That you poor wife have got such a difficult life?
Rest asured dearest mother I am watching you
No matter where you go, which sick cyber turn you’ll take-I’ll be there.
Open your eyes and you’ll see me, close them at night and I’ll be your nightmare. I will expose your lies to the world, carefully so as not to hurt my dad – any more than you already do!
You’ve chosen your internet fuck buddies over your family, you want your hunsband of fifty years to die, you washed your hands of your grandchildren, you’ve threatened to kill me….. By the time I’m finished with you, you will wish you had!
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