Son, I love you dearly but sometimes…sometimes you drive me nuts!! In the nicest possible way, of course 😉
I appreciate that you go to school whereas I don’t.. anymore.
And of course your teacher said there is no need to memorise vocabulary, after all, what would you need words for?
I just don’t get it, do I?
Never mind the fact that I have been married to your Scottish Dad for nearly 24 years.
Never mind that I hold a grade “A” Cambridge Certificate of Proficiency
Never mind that the only reason I abandoned my translators studies was because you needed me full stop after you were born with club feet
Never mind I worked as an English language supply teacher.
Did I mention the fact that I love you?
WelI I do , despite you being a lazy soandso 😘
written with my left thumb, excuse any typos