Did you have a nice Christmas?
Don’t you just hate this question? You go shopping after Christmas and after the first five “encounters” you just wish you’d stayed at home.
I mean, come on folks, get the message, if I wanted to meet up with you, I would’ve done so by now. Stop cornering me and PLEASE stop hugging me, not even in the spirit of Christmas just gone.
Do you really want an honest answer to your question?
In no particular order:
I’ve been face flat down with flu for 6 days
I failed to answer a call by an unknown number at two in the morning
It was my nephews girl friend calling for help
I managed to pick up my nephew from the cop shop without having been recognised by my sons colleagues – result 😉
I collected all the replica weapons and locked them in the cellar
I watched my Dad cry under the christmas tree
My mum returned her present from us by means of dumping it on my patio during the early hours of the night
My aunt came to visit and I wanted to throttle her for believing the cr*€$* my mum says
On a positive note:
I just love Mr CB & our kids