I am not amused!
Take this as an official warning.
I make the rules in this house and they do Not include getting up at ten past f/#* four in the morning!!
In future, if you feel the urge at this time – go and nudge daddy, NOT me.
Don’t mess with me boy and don’t look at me like that. Remember when you first came to us? Daddy found you sitting in a field, you were cold, wet, hungry, lonely. We took you in, gave you food, warmth, comfort, love!
I often wondered how anyone could abandon a cute wee dog like you…
Let this be a warning 😉