Seven, whats wrong with that, you might ask?
Seven, just before eight and after six.
Seven…. Knifes left in my kitchen draw.
What happened to the other five??
I’m sure I bought a set of twelve!
Granted, kids take some to school for end of term breakfast, some might be use for some garden- digging-don’t let mum find out project but seven?
I’ve counted eleven cake forks, that’s reasonable, isn’t it, so I must have startet of with twelve at some point.
We’re a family of five, plus big CB’s girlfriend plus boys friends and hanger-ons – seven is just not enough.
I want my knives back-someone please tell me where she’s been hiding my knives, will I ever find them again or should I ask where she might have put them before she goes home on Tuesday?
Naaa, why rock the boat, i
Woaghh … forget the knives, the spider is back!! How the hell shall I get off the couch and into my bed now?? It’s down there somewhere and it’s FAST :~: