Note to my dog: stop attacking the vacuum cleaner when I hover, it makes me feel guilty thinking that I have not been doing enough cleaning since you are around.
Note to my middle child who is currently on a class trip due to arrive home in an hour: do not cut me off when I try to call you, do you think I am so stupid that I do not register you do not want to talk to me? Tell tale signs: two rings, then engaged, then mailbox.
Note to my old cat: for heaven’s sake, keep your backside IN the cat toilet when doing the deeds, drops of pee outside don´t go down too well with me.
Note to myself: stop blogging about stuff no-one probably whant´s to read anyway, get on with the jobs in hand, your dinner is about to get burned 😉